By Erica - 08/07/2013 17:27 - United States - Mountain View

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
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ohcoolstorybro 14

Did you Say it back at least?!?

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perdix 29

So, how does this story end? Did he forgive you or did he dump you? This is a real . . . *lowers sunglasses* cliff-hanger.

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HeadlessSparrow 20

He said he loves you and this is how you repay him.

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graceinsheepwear 33

I wonder if he will still go out on a limb for you...

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YupThtJstHappend 16

Wow That Shows Him You Care so much lol pushing our boyfriends off of cliffs. when they tell us they love you. i bet you felt pretty crappy after that one (:

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cowgirlonacid 4

This makes me think of Elaine from Seinfeld where she says "Shut up!" and then pushes people really hard.

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elizacandle 29

wow... talk about panicked...

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TogeBara 12

This is where he falls madly in love with your cute panic even though it injured him, and then..oh wait this isn't anime...you're screwed.

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