By Erica - 08/07/2013 17:27 - United States - Mountain View

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
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ohcoolstorybro 14

Did you Say it back at least?!?

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perdix 29

So, how does this story end? Did he forgive you or did he dump you? This is a real . . . *lowers sunglasses* cliff-hanger.

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luhar 7

Someone tells you they love you and you push them off a cliff? Smooth.

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xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

Oh geez, if you push a guy off a cliff for saying I love you, what's gonna happen to the poor guy that proposes!?

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Brandonep 13

She'll push him in front of a semi.

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Quizzical 8

I advise a nice Skype conversation scheduled around the time the ring is being delivered by UPS.

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perdix 29

So, how does this story end? Did he forgive you or did he dump you? This is a real . . . *lowers sunglasses* cliff-hanger.

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FlyingLeumer 19

It's cliff diving sir Perdix! What would cliff hanging accomplish?

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MaryJane75 7

47 "cliff-hanger" is a literary term for when a story leaves you hanging, wondering what happens next.

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FlyingLeumer 19

Well apparently no one understands sarcasm xD

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assassinbanana0 20

That wasn't sarcasm. That was a lame excuse of a joke

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FlyingLeumer 19

I think your love may be a little rocky from here on out. Please try not to push it to far, you might slip off of a financial cliff.

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perdix 29

#16, you mean Fiscal Cliff? The term that got obsoleted by "The Sequester?"

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FlyingLeumer 19

Of course Perdix! And here is where I *insert random financial thing that no one actually cares about*

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oliver86 8

Because that's a perfectly reasonable response.

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mario2012 18

The boyfriend's FML: Today, as I was cliff jumping with my girlfriend I said I love you to her for the first time. She then pushed me over the edge and now I'm hospitalized. FML

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erck3800 12

would make a better bad luck brian meme, tells girlfriend he loves her, gets pushed off cliff

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happyapy 16

Did you dive in after him while confessing your undying love? Because that's how I envision it. Oh, and his name is Wesley for some reason.

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PhilSnake22 13

I still cannot fathom how this happened. "I love you babe" "Aaaaah get away from me!" *pushes off cliff. Lolwut?

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ShakeDisPlace 10

Looks like he is "falling" in love with you OP.

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