By Erica - 08/07/2013 17:27 - United States - Mountain View

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
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ohcoolstorybro 14

Did you Say it back at least?!?

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perdix 29

So, how does this story end? Did he forgive you or did he dump you? This is a real . . . *lowers sunglasses* cliff-hanger.

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beckiebear 15

"I love you." *shoves* "How you like me now!??"

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ea247 20

Awwwww!!! Soo cute!!! ^^

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SilencioIsTheKey 12

Boyfriend: " I love you. " *pushes* " AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-" * submerged under water * *hit sharp rocks * Girlfriend: " How cute. " *giggles*

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jem970 19

How the hell is that "cute"?!

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aeonsoul 12

If you were waiting for the opportune moment.. that was it

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FrankHotpants 31

If this man ever plans on a wedding proposal he might want to avoid cliffs, ledges, volcanos, waterfalls, and any other places one can be pushed into.

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loserman67 35

Thank God he didn't propose, you'd be in the funeral parlor, not the hospital.

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WinkleBottom 13

He should be the one posting an FML. "Today, while cliff jumping with my girlfriend, I told her that I loved her for the first time. She responded by pushing me off a cliff into water. FML"

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davincidasecond 24

You might want to read some of the comments before you end up the fourth person to write the same damn thing.

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SilencioIsTheKey 12

Well now when my friends say " What could possibly happen if you tell him how you feel? Reject you? " I'll have a reasonable fear he could push me off a cliff.

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