Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying...

By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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By rockefoe - 20/10/2010 18:41 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML

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By uglyorstupid - 20/04/2010 16:46 - Croatia

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML

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The eye of the beholder

By Alexea Luton - 11/11/2019 01:00

Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML

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By JennaMarie - 26/07/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my husband complaining about the way I look. His response, "Babe, if I cared about the way you looked I wouldnt have married you." FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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Thanks

By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

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By licensed_ginger - 08/01/2015 18:44 - United States - Barberton

Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML

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By For - 28/12/2009 14:00 - United States

Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML

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Compliments are tricky

By Anonymous - 13/09/2021 08:00

Today, I told my boyfriend he's handsome, which I do often. Not everyday, but maybe once or twice a week. He got upset at me. He said it makes him feel uncomfortable. We've been together for 3 years and I still think he's the most handsome man I've ever seen. FML

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prettybrwneyes16 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 9:05

than why is he with you if he thinks you're so ugly?

cr4ckb0n3f4n 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 9:07

you should have said:" you're dick is ugly, but you don't see me complaining!"

Comments

Icarus_II 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 9:35

Hmmm there are many aspects I could pick off. One being that you must be a real bitch to tell your boyfriend the shirt he is wearing is ugly. Coulda been nicer right? Not someone like you. Maybe you deserved to get pwned. Maybe not. At least he tells you his true feelings about your face right?

justanotherhuman 21

Sunday 14 February 2010 9:37

Dear OP, Next time voice opinions in the form of 'like' or 'dislike'. Arguing taste is arguing opinion, and that's a never-ending spiral. What's ugly to one is beautiful to another. Oh, and your boyfriend comes across as a vindictive ass. Projecting hurt pride via-inanimate-objects to supposed loved-ones ftl. He could have said "Well I like this shirt", or asked why you thought it was ugly. Clearly, he's not very interested in your genuine opinion if he insults you when he receives it... regardless of what it may be. Next!

pandorasnymph 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 9:44

maybe he had his period and was irascible? (:

nzl_fml 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 9:50

burn! ouch that's harsh. but a good comeback.

stewpididiot 11

Sunday 14 February 2010 9:52

sometimes it's not what you say, but how you say it. think , before you speak.

R3kli3 10

Sunday 14 February 2010 9:53

Gurrrll dump that asshole

summerloolooloo 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 10:03

Why did the shirt have to take your insult?!? 

milkshakesrule 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 10:13

Dump him! He can be with his precious shirt!

cuppycake555 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 10:17

you should just dump him, how can a person say tht to their gf ? oh wow . she just giving him an opinion on the shirt it's not like she dissing him ...