Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother...

By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By Username - 21/04/2011 13:55

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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By mustachio101 - 17/07/2012 23:30 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML

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By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML

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By Jasmine - 10/10/2014 05:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML

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By anonymous - 05/01/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2015 19:48 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML

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By acnegirl - 26/07/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML

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Jimboom 11

Wednesday 27 October 2010 16:29

Thats when you turn around and say "Well at least one of us is mature enough to grow facial hair"

marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 27 October 2010 16:19

At least your boyfriend is observant? Maybe he's into hairy girls with mustaches?

Comments

122409 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:36

FAKE! I've definitely read this one on here before!

122409 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:44

my comment got deleted for calling this out on being fake? whatever. if it's not, it's still pretty dumb

elmorous 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 20:31

so he's really into guys then ...

Residence_fml 4

Wednesday 27 October 2010 20:55

So the nicest thing he could say when you guys were talking about nice things was that? What was the worst thing? I understand you don't mean it like that but this is just.. another annoying FML about someone with self esteem problems about mustaches, when you shave you can expect something like this to happen.

01sparkly 15

Friday 12 April 2013 4:42

How is it annoying

Thordian 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 22:17

It dose suck to see a chick with a mustache. Very bad turnoff! Keep it shaved for your next boyfriend.

phorest 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 23:28

Maybe you just suck....

Sorrows 5

Thursday 28 October 2010 3:03

It's the best he's got, you obviously got something to work on!

Snookums 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 3:14

some boys/men lock up nervously, we are not mushy like women..

Chunkylover76 4

Thursday 28 October 2010 3:16

Well since women always say "you never noticed my new haircut", or "you never notice I got this/these new shirt/jeans/underwear etc"...you could just accept that he noticed and that's the most important thing!