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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By Username - 21/04/2011 13:55

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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By mustachio101 - 17/07/2012 23:30 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML

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By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML

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By Jasmine - 10/10/2014 05:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML

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By anonymous - 05/01/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2015 19:48 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML

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By acnegirl - 26/07/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML

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Jimboom 11

Wednesday 27 October 2010 16:29

Thats when you turn around and say "Well at least one of us is mature enough to grow facial hair"

marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 27 October 2010 16:19

At least your boyfriend is observant? Maybe he's into hairy girls with mustaches?

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Thursday 28 October 2010 5:37

Was it of the handlebar variety?

MellyMellz 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 8:05

Lmfao. Oh how this reminds me of a couple >_<

Columbiancoke 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 19:18

lmao

iBchillen 3

Thursday 28 October 2010 23:16

i'm glad you shaved your mustache. It's not cool when you kiss a girl and her mustache tickles you.. Lol

Banez 0

Friday 29 October 2010 7:49

Well, you shoulda shaved it off before... YDI...

jordanlite 16

Saturday 30 October 2010 5:09

Even if you're a horrible shrew--which I doubt you are-- you deserve to be with someone better than that.

calvin10 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 13:55

well DID YOU??

TrulyLegal 0

Friday 8 April 2011 1:43

The moral of the story is never tell a girl she has a moustache. Another moral of the story is girls, don't have a moustache.

babyjory 3

Friday 6 January 2012 14:53

Well at-least he noticed something about you xD

SkoomaKi 27

Saturday 12 May 2012 0:25

Compliment! Take it as that. I wouldn't shave though... Try bleaching.

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