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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By Username - 21/04/2011 13:55

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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By mustachio101 - 17/07/2012 23:30 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML

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By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML

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By Jasmine - 10/10/2014 05:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML

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By anonymous - 05/01/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2015 19:48 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML

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By acnegirl - 26/07/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML

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Jimboom 11

Wednesday 27 October 2010 16:29

Thats when you turn around and say "Well at least one of us is mature enough to grow facial hair"

marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 27 October 2010 16:19

At least your boyfriend is observant? Maybe he's into hairy girls with mustaches?

Comments

KittehSayzRAWR 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 16:55

Gross!!!!

Cinn_fml 22

Wednesday 27 October 2010 17:28

If that's the nicest thing he can think of to say, I think you need to have a talk with him about why he can't think of anything nice to say.

nigalangelospizz 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:08

I doubt she'll like the answer.

Cinn_fml 22

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:15

Probably not. But chances are she needs to hear it.

imright24 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 17:31

YDI for playing the tell-me-something-nice-about-me game.

MissErikaHart 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 17:46

yes

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:26

I have to agree. From the way OP phrased this, it sounds like she was fishing a bit.

snowboarder1019 5

Sunday 31 October 2010 8:10

so true

AssDan 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 17:48

Dirty Sanchez?

DarkHelmet 10

Wednesday 27 October 2010 17:57

YDI for having that wolf pussy on your upper lip

QwertyMcNugget 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 18:27

Psh. He's ignorant. Girls don't shave their mustaches, they bleach them.

dirtyhose 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 18:36

I'm confused. OP, you said that's the nicest thing he could say, but before that you said you were telling eachother nice things, so all of the other "nice" things he said to you obviously aren't nice either...? Just curious because that makes no sense. And why the hell are you posting this as a fml? Big deal if he notices, he's your boyfriend for God's sake...

122409 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:37

lol!

username5000 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 18:54

he's just tryin to be honest with you, it's not like you did a bad thing... just something you find uncomfortable to talk about

perdix 29

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:06

"No, you dumbshit, I waxed it!" When you go fishing for compliments, there's always the chance you'll reel in one of those Great White Ass-Biting Sharks.