By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 05:07 - United States - Topeka

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
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MatteKudasai 17

How much did you drink?! I believe there's a slight difference between loosening up and getting completely drunk.

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Whytetrash 21

So you destroyed his things and got your junk out in front of his father. All class. I'm sure you'll be invited back soon.

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SnoochBoochie 14

This is just asinine. Your boyfriend must be upset. However, if your ass is a nine you might still have a chance.

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thewife5 19

You deserve it. If you go from sober to drunk in 1 drink or don't realize you are getting drunk.. You probably shouldn't drink around certain people.. Ever!!

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pacmanman 15

It one thing to loosen up... It's another to get completely hammered! Moderation it's all about moderation!

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vbmg152 18

Anytime booze is involved or "I got so drunk, I" it's a YDI from me! Been there, done that! Haven't drank in 20 years!

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AliceLockehart 18

I see so many FML's about people doing stupid shit while drunk, & I'm starting to think that some of these people are just assholes. I've gotten embarrassingly drunk on many an occasion in the past & not once have I ever done anything this ******* dumb. You deserve it, if you can't handle your alcohol, don't drink. You can't blame anyone else for your mistakes. /endrant/

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