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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 05:07 - United States - Topeka

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML

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By probably_the_ex_now - 18/08/2009 08:04 - United States

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By cdestarac - 10/01/2012 06:07 - United States

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Today, I took my boyfriend of 2 years on a family vacation to meet my family for the first time. We all got really drunk and he made out with my dad. This was day one and we don't fly back for another 16 days. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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Wednesday 13 February 2013 11:46

How much did you drink?! I believe there's a slight difference between loosening up and getting completely drunk.

Whytetrash 21

Wednesday 13 February 2013 11:49

So you destroyed his things and got your junk out in front of his father. All class. I'm sure you'll be invited back soon.

Comments

Chappers10 1

Wednesday 13 February 2013 23:21

Wow.. You should probably never drink again.. Maybe see someone about that too, ya'know, like a shrink ?

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Thursday 14 February 2013 1:45

Alcohol is your kryptonite.

wvcheesehead1 9

Thursday 14 February 2013 4:10

If you were on a coyote and road runner cartoon, at some point as you walked by the screen may pause and the Latin words "intoxicatus coochus displayus"

Curtar2 18

Thursday 14 February 2013 4:31

just what did you drink?

SoylentCandycorn 10

Thursday 14 February 2013 5:44

You destroyed his property on the vague assumption that they were from ex-girlfriends? Sorry, you need to work out your issues before you think about dating again. You sound ridiculously insecure and possessive.