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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 05:07 - United States - Topeka

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML

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Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I'm already a clumsy person but became extra clumsy because I was nervous. After knocking over my drink for the fourth time, my boyfriend's mom angrily shouted "Did you actually come drunk for the first time meeting us?" FML

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By probably_the_ex_now - 18/08/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy, and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML

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By cdestarac - 10/01/2012 06:07 - United States

Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 17:48 - United States - Portland

Today, I took my boyfriend of 2 years on a family vacation to meet my family for the first time. We all got really drunk and he made out with my dad. This was day one and we don't fly back for another 16 days. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2015 02:41 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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Wednesday 13 February 2013 11:46

How much did you drink?! I believe there's a slight difference between loosening up and getting completely drunk.

Whytetrash 21

Wednesday 13 February 2013 11:49

So you destroyed his things and got your junk out in front of his father. All class. I'm sure you'll be invited back soon.

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journeytotheend 16

Wednesday 13 February 2013 17:40

Can't handle alcohol stick to juice

kait154 7

Wednesday 13 February 2013 18:09

Next time just have a glass of wine geez

limitedition 25

Wednesday 13 February 2013 18:20

Drinking to loosen up is never, ever a good idea. Try yoga next time.

Satoaoi 13

Wednesday 13 February 2013 18:51

his fault to for even suggesting it. Hope you both have fun cleaning his room o.O

possy 19

Wednesday 13 February 2013 19:04

You sound like someone I'd like to party with!

karlcolt45 19

Wednesday 13 February 2013 19:06

how do you accidentally show vadge?

ocramavaf 15

Wednesday 13 February 2013 19:06

they sure love you now

Werken247 14

Wednesday 13 February 2013 19:12

@16 So now you're telling her to lie to the BF's parents... Nice, now she can be a drunk and a liar in his parents eyes. That should be good for their relationship.

geocayce 7

Wednesday 13 February 2013 19:18

And he didn't leave you? Damn, he's a keeper! Or an idiot. *shrug* For future reference: Loosen up=1-2 drinks There's a time and place to get sloshed and inappropriate.