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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 05:07 - United States - Topeka

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
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MatteKudasai 17

How much did you drink?! I believe there's a slight difference between loosening up and getting completely drunk.

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Whytetrash 21

So you destroyed his things and got your junk out in front of his father. All class. I'm sure you'll be invited back soon.

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Fmylab 8

This FML was funnier in the version posted for moderation yesterday. The published one leaves out the part where OP says her boyfriend's family raved about how cool she was the next morning. OP: quit reposting your FMLs, get drunk again, and enjoy your super-cool new family.

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loveashlley 6

It is a much better story.

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loveashlley 6

It is a much better story.

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Beep13 0

You flashed your boyfriend's dad your crotch?.... Sounds like the Jerry Speinger show.

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perdix 29

Lighten up, yesterday was Mardi Gras. It's customary to get drunk and expose yourself to strange men. Pro-tip: Traditionally, you flash your **** to get shiny plastic beads. It's not established what kind of beads are earned from a crotch shot.

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SirCharles83 13

46- you're going to have to try a little harder than that to get your pearl necklace from the Fml community.

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lulubelles 33

I would rather not get a pearl necklace from the FML community thanks #67, especially if you're talking about the euphemism that I used!

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perdix 29

#67, girls don't have to try very hard at all to get pearl necklaces. Guys in the FML community and beyond are happy to give them one . . . or more ;)

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Enslaved 36

I thought since it was a crotch shot, they'd be more likely-- anal beads. Gold, Purple and Green! Don't eat the Jambalaya on that date! >.< ..

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buckdharma 37

Let me get this straight. You got smashed, a tad, trashed his pad and flashed his dad. had a few drafts, acted daft, and felt a draft? If you get another chance, forget the keg, wear pants and cross your legs.

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greenie213 23

Your giving us Kansans a bad name. BY THE POWER THAT WAS NEVER GIVEN UNTO ME, I BANISH YOU FROM THE STATE!

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fergnasty 14

Wait Kansasans have a good name to start out with? Y'all got a flat state without shit to do and a wacko that protests military funerals. Take it as a resident of the state to the west of you, y'all ain't got shit. Should have been she's banished to live in that hell hole for all of eternity if you ask me.

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