Love: Today, my boyfriend and parents went out to dinner. As we started... - FML

By ThanksMom - 02/06/2009 12:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and parents went out to dinner. As we started the meal, my boyfriend proposed and the restaurant burst into applause. My mother said without hesitation and a large scowl, "If you say yes, I'm leaving." FML

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ThanksMom 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:26

Hi, FMLer here. The reason my mother said that was because she wanted me to get back together with my first boyfriend, though I've been with my new fiance for 5 years. She never got over me leaving my first and never accepted anyone after. And as you might have noticed in my previous paragraph- I said yes! (And by the way, my father told my mother if she leaves, he'd stay and wouldnt give her the car keys. ;) )

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The_Great_Zucchi 15

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:09

So, don't stop there, what did you say?

albinoninja 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:09

Dude your mom sucks if she would do that in public... Seriously FYL... So what was you answer??? :p

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xxlifeangelxx 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 20:59

what the hell is wrong with your mom? its your decision...it doesnt matter what she thinks

mockingjay_fml 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 20:16

wow , how rude of her .

sassyangel24 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 10:06

whatta bitchh.

__tristann 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 11:15

put her into a home.

erddabomgea 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 17:03

**** off number 1 if the mom saw somtging that she didnt she wud hav ******* brought it up befor esspecialy if she didnt censor herself in public wat a ******* bitch

fooch 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 13:37

glad to see a supportive mother FYL

lilblondefreak 6

Friday 18 March 2011 13:07

wow , great mom

kruschev33 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 20:37

who cares what she thinks your parents shouldn't be thought about your love life you marry who you love not who your parents like

fuckyalol 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 20:10

Bitch slap ur mom shes a mother fukin bitch!

B3llik 2

Monday 11 July 2011 0:27

Yes!?!?!??!

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