Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and...

By Anonymous - 21/11/2010 14:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML

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Same thing different taste

By woah - 04/05/2011 11:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

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By Cantgetno - 20/09/2011 07:45 - United States

Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML

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By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML

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By Jessie - 25/11/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML

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By me. - 01/12/2012 14:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when the condom broke. He told me to go put a tampon in to "soak up the kids". How did he graduate? FML

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By rebekah - 03/04/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

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Noob

By Anonymous - 09/05/2010 16:29 - United Kingdom

Today, if it wasn't already embarrassing enough to tell my boyfriend I was on my period, I had to explain what a period is in the first place, how it works, and why it means nothing can happen during that time of the month. He's twenty. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 15:15 - Denmark

Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML

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By Alicia - 21/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML

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By Eva - 13/02/2011 09:32 - France

Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML

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Sunday 21 November 2010 19:31

If there was a 'Facepalm' button, now would be the time to use it.

MuchDance90s 0

Monday 22 November 2010 3:03

mine are like that, too but with layers of fat on top

Comments

make_me_smile 4

Tuesday 17 April 2012 13:07

There are????

tutti77 3

Monday 23 April 2012 9:42

There's a second hole?!

cbcooper 6

Wednesday 20 June 2012 0:37

Yea that happened to me too. My boyfriends 34 and thinks he's a sex god.

swimchick7 1

Friday 22 June 2012 2:02

Me too...we study anatomy for half of it. NEWSFLASH GUYS! GIRLS PEE OUT OF THE URETHRA! IN BOYS THE URETHRA CONNECTS AND COMES OUT OF THE PENIS!

Im_Coolio 4

Monday 25 June 2012 2:04

There are two holes?

sinner92 4

Monday 25 June 2012 16:17

I don't know but I change every time I go. Best way to keep a clean feeling if you ask me.

palan 0

Saturday 4 August 2012 5:54

He probably meant morally how could you so disgusting you pre on your tampon string and left that to sit in your underwear

ohhitsher 5

Saturday 23 March 2013 16:43

Lmao. That's just to funny.

PierreAlexandre_fml 8

Wednesday 25 September 2013 3:50

Wait wait wait, don't judge me I'm 14, but there's the ass hole and the ******, are you saying there's 2 holes in the bagina or do you just piss by your ass hole???

LindaBlack 5

Friday 17 January 2014 10:19

a woman has three holes: Her asshole, her urethra (where she pees, a very small hole) and her ******, that's where the penis goes during vaginal intercourse, where the babies come out and where the blood comes from when she's on her period.