Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and...

By Anonymous - 21/11/2010 14:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML

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By woah - 04/05/2011 11:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

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By Cantgetno - 20/09/2011 07:45 - United States

Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML

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By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML

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By Jessie - 25/11/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML

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By me. - 01/12/2012 14:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when the condom broke. He told me to go put a tampon in to "soak up the kids". How did he graduate? FML

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By rebekah - 03/04/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

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Noob

By Anonymous - 09/05/2010 16:29 - United Kingdom

Today, if it wasn't already embarrassing enough to tell my boyfriend I was on my period, I had to explain what a period is in the first place, how it works, and why it means nothing can happen during that time of the month. He's twenty. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 15:15 - Denmark

Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML

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By Alicia - 21/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML

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By Eva - 13/02/2011 09:32 - France

Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML

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Florence_ 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 19:31

If there was a 'Facepalm' button, now would be the time to use it.

MuchDance90s 0

Monday 22 November 2010 3:03

mine are like that, too but with layers of fat on top

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dabomblyktiktikk 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 5:59

and hes a guy. this isnt exactly common knowledge or life lessons his father should have told him. why isnt there a "your life is fine calm your shit" button?

legend219 0

Friday 26 November 2010 2:30

lmfao!!

ItsJustMe17 9

Friday 26 November 2010 18:38

Hahahaha that's great...

devellis 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 16:13

I say guys are hmm more logical, and rational knowledge depends on so many variables

irelandguy 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 22:02

at my school when we do sex ed, it's mixed classes and this is what we do: how to make babies, how not to make babies then how trying to make babies can get you a disease. nothing about the back, just the front.

RaspberryK 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 15:35

Hahahaha. My ex was a retard too. ^ This guy too, women have three holes hunny. I was up for a position where I wouldn't get very many bathroom breaks and had a bladder infection at the time. He chimed in saying I could wear a tampon in case of an emergency.

xNephilim 18

Wednesday 1 December 2010 2:59

Meh, I don't see the FML here. Until we had Sex Ed in school (which was around two/three years ago) I thought there was only one hole, too... And I'm a girl, so I should've known. No big deal. He's a boy, boys don't need to know all the facts about a girl's ******.

Coolbreezer 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 6:50

sorry...dont know your age...so ill be light on the response...it is important....read all you can.

ohohwow 0

Monday 6 December 2010 20:10

Yeah. I have to admit, I told my boyfriend about this same situation that happened to my friend a few months ago with her fiance. Turns out he was just as clueless. lol Which reminds me... during my Anatomy and Physiology class, we learned about all of this and this one guy had to ask which hole is used for sex. Now that guy was clueless :)

majordelema86 4

Thursday 16 December 2010 5:19

i just learned that i have another whole from reading this fml. FML.

mola_mola 3

Thursday 16 December 2010 17:57

a whole other what?

xmyztx 0

Monday 20 December 2010 19:14

Mine did the same. Can't blame them too much. The information isn't really provided upfront to them in most cases, and it's not like they have those parts to find out for themselves.