Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and...

By Anonymous - 21/11/2010 14:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML

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Same thing different taste

By woah - 04/05/2011 11:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

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By Cantgetno - 20/09/2011 07:45 - United States

Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML

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By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML

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By Jessie - 25/11/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML

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By me. - 01/12/2012 14:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when the condom broke. He told me to go put a tampon in to "soak up the kids". How did he graduate? FML

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By rebekah - 03/04/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

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Noob

By Anonymous - 09/05/2010 16:29 - United Kingdom

Today, if it wasn't already embarrassing enough to tell my boyfriend I was on my period, I had to explain what a period is in the first place, how it works, and why it means nothing can happen during that time of the month. He's twenty. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 15:15 - Denmark

Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML

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By Alicia - 21/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML

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By Eva - 13/02/2011 09:32 - France

Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML

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Florence_ 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 19:31

If there was a 'Facepalm' button, now would be the time to use it.

MuchDance90s 0

Monday 22 November 2010 3:03

mine are like that, too but with layers of fat on top

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jadejazmyn 5

Wednesday 15 June 2011 1:51

Wow he doesn't have a ****** so I would say it's okay he doesn't know there's more than one hole. He only screws one! Lol

webber628 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 7:22

WAIT WHAT

Torvus 4

Wednesday 20 July 2011 9:56

So what? He doesn't have a twat. Stop being a ******* twat and just educate him.

Super_Salo 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 0:35

Sounds innocent & pure. I commend him. Don't be upset because you aren't.

dangerberry27 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 9:03

Ur supposed to change it everytime u go to the loo, toxic shock if u keep it too long- be careful

monstermix 4

Wednesday 28 September 2011 3:06

This has actually been a very interesting read, thank you C:

taptapa 0

Friday 30 September 2011 13:31

dumbass

WolfAttac 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 6:31

There's two holes wow I'm mind blown

aashliey 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 14:26

Www, why would you leave it in anyway. That's just unhygienic and nasty!

Blue_np5 5

Wednesday 1 February 2012 17:20

To many men dont know!!!!!!

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