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By toughbf - 27/09/2011 08:28 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 19:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 02:32 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML

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By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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By fthislyfe - 02/07/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2010 12:11 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend told me that if he was to break up with me, he would do it in a crowded location so I couldn't start to cry or make a scene. FML

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By just a reaction - 17/08/2020 23:09

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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By Jeff - 23/05/2019 22:21

Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML

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By theawfulpresent - 30/01/2013 00:28 - United States - Germantown

Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML

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By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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GrammarNaziFTW 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 18:59

New definition of masculinity - getting beat up by your girlfriend.

cBlackout 13

Tuesday 27 September 2011 19:00

Seize the opportunity while u can

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ariellesXurXboss 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 3:19

I get stuff like that a lot too. "Hey, your the tough girl, got beat that kid up for me." Like I would beat someone up for your lazy ass.

SugarBaby8 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 4:57

You sure no how to pick em

th4m4ster 6

Wednesday 28 September 2011 5:01

kick him in the nuts and dump him afterwards

TheHarvardian 25

Wednesday 28 September 2011 5:52

Wow, because being beaten up by a girl totally proves that you're a real man.....

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wednesday 28 September 2011 6:05

I guess we know who wears the pants in this relationship!!!

Shortiejordi 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 7:02

That's totes tough.. Kidding! How awky...

RockstarRN 10

Wednesday 28 September 2011 8:03

That's got to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard! He's a wuss if he thinks he had to beat a woman up to look cool!!! So manly of him!!!

RockstarRN 10

Wednesday 28 September 2011 8:06

Totally read that wrong! Either way he's still stupid!

loveblowjobs 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 14:02

he's gay

mishkaroni 15

Wednesday 28 September 2011 16:54

Your bf is a pansy.

frankwolf86 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 18:56

that is really funny...

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