Love: Today, my boyfriend asked me what I enjoyed most about the weekend...

By lucy - 03/03/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me what I enjoyed most about the weekend we'd spent together. I mention in detail a certain move he had pulled when we made love. When asked what he enjoyed most, he replies "putting my fish tank together". FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML

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Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML

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By Unclicked - 01/08/2009 11:58 - Singapore

Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML

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Lick_yer_face 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 17:36

I find it funny that it was a girl who chose the sex to be the best part of the weekend, and a guy to pick something unrelated. Way to break down those stereotypes! Putting stuff together is fun though. :D

burdenofaday 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 16:48

Maybe you should try your own certain move. It's better when the girl does more than just lay there. D:

Comments

Good_old_Grim 8

Tuesday 3 March 2009 17:50

Wrong #10 - if sex is the most important thing in her life, its seriously ******. Sex drive is an animal instinct, humans shouldn't overprioritize it. Generally it seems that people who are most obsessed with sex are those who just don't get enough.

sellout39 0

Wednesday 2 May 2012 21:07

thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard. ever heard of nymphos?

nigsuzzi 3

Monday 7 January 2013 9:36

She didn't say life she said that weekend... Also sex is fun and it may be your favorite thing just as anything else fun may be.

kkkristennnn 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 18:06

Hahaha, I would be pissed too

ritbbehindu 0

Friday 20 May 2011 0:05

and then there are the FMLs saying "when I was on vacation my boyfriend only liked the sex" sigh...

the_prophet 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 19:51

oh wow im sorry guess the sex is not good.

jm88 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 19:55

Yeah gets old when I'm doing all the work.. it'd be interesting if a girl tried a few new things on top instead of just bouncing..

FoundManyLemons 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 20:29

Guess he wasn't expecting that one.

Ikcor 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 20:51

Maybe that's what he calls that move. Oh, baby, put my fish tank together!

Sean123 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 21:32

Now what does that tell you????

Rollercoaster_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 21:39

I agree with #14... you are probably the one enjoying it the most and he's doing all the work... Now, I would venture to guess that he probably has been looking forward to putting his fish tank together for a while now (months? weeks? week?), and sees that as a greater pleasure in comparison to sex, which you enjoy several times a week?

csigabajnok 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 21:57

Send him a fish tank next time he wants to have sex with you :)

Jason_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 22:41

Wait, so you are upset because your guy doesn't see you as just a free sex ticket and enjoys spending time with you doing things other than doing the dirty deed? I can see how you would think your life is messed up. Seriously, no woman would EVER want that, am I right?