By reallyupset - 29/11/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
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nephilim241 19

What douche lord.. Property damage I can sorta understand but pet abduction is not cool.

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ikickgingers 15

"I love you enough to bury the body." Run. Now.

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majorasshole 4

More like he cheated on you and wants to belittle you so he doesn't feel bad about his little penis.

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heyred 11

What exactly had him convinced? Change the locks, call the cops. Don't ever give someone a key unless they are on the lease!

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brianjman14 22

**** everyone who thinks it's fine to take someone's pet. Call the cops.

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Enslaved 36

Get your cat back before he does something crazy!

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maphineRAWRS 10

if I had a cat I'd be glad someone took it. oh wait I'd never get a cat lul

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laxmtl28 6

ur description says message u.... so hey lol :p

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marinus_fml 19

Yup, it says message, like a private message... Also known as an "inbox" Hey Josie (:

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laxmtl28 6

lol im so lost i hate this site its so confusingggggggg fml! haha

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marinus_fml 19

I sense you're new around here? I'll give you a heads up, don't use words like "u" and "ur" because you will get picked to ***** by grammar nazis and myself. Also make sure you know the correct "there", "their" and "they're" when used in a sentence because people get pretty anal about that too. Regards, Your friendly neighborhood hero.

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laxmtl28 6

k ill try nd nt be like dat. u ppl r 2 concerned with spellin

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brianjman14 22

You forgot to tell him not to confuse your and you're either, Marinus.

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OfficeNinja 5

Step 1. Get copies of the vet records, to prove there is a cat and you are paying for it. Step 2. Call the police.

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The_Troller 14

Step 3. ??? Step 4. Profit! I had to fix it.

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loserman67 35

I guess he didn't want to leave your house without some pussy. I wouldn't order any Chinese take out for the next few weeks if I were you - just as a precaution.

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truebrotrue 7

Is he Asian by any chance?

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livenatso 10

I guess he wants you to go to his house to get your cat back. Wonder what's waiting there for you.

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