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By anonymous - 12/12/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML

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By confusedandnowsingle - 28/06/2013 12:23 - Finland - Espoo

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

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By grreeatttt - 31/01/2009 01:57 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 139

By Jules - 21/02/2011 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML

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You deserved it 4 826

By me - 12/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

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You deserved it 10 737

By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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You deserved it 2 686

alvarny 17

Monday 12 December 2011 2:58

Coward.

ohmandapants 16

Monday 12 December 2011 3:05

I hope you firmly planted your foot up his ass afterwards.

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AspynMicaela 1

Tuesday 13 December 2011 2:11

Wow... ^ my only comment on this.

Jeffers123 5

Tuesday 13 December 2011 4:22

He such a boss eh? You should firmly plant your foot up his ass

Nikelopez 11

Tuesday 13 December 2011 9:10

That guy has no dick!

mermie 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 9:47

Do you have a saucepan? Yes? Well what are you waiting for? USE IT!!! o.O

eilef 2

Tuesday 13 December 2011 16:14

Hey that takes balls

kbtoyz69 9

Wednesday 14 December 2011 0:36

like a g6! like a g6!

Racbhat13 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 8:14

maybe he just needed a break lol

luckySLevin 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 10:30

he's a chicken shit grow some nutz wait a minute he can't

chubby_choco 17

Tuesday 17 January 2012 23:17

...please tell me you walked into that room and gave him a well-deserved beating?

man2watch 0

Wednesday 4 July 2012 8:54

Was your boyfriend also your brother?

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