By anonymous - 12/12/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
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ohmandapants 16

I hope you firmly planted your foot up his ass afterwards.

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xForeverNever 6

Woww. You should be glad he moved on, he needs to grow a pair before he gets a girlfriend.

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The__Redneck 7

If you didn't call him a coward, go do it now. And when you tell other people about him, make sure you get his name right.

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Courtney_Sanders 6

Instead of sitting on the phone listening to him, you should have just hung up and walked into the next room to confront him. You both are cowards.

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deadxmau5 6

At least he wasn't playing mw3 in that chair while he broke up with you.

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BadSuerte 0

Did you go into the other room and kicked his lazy balls that which will be pain? Lazy ass + pissed off ex-gf= Balls are in pain. DO IT!

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FredtheFailLord 4

Bitch, please! My exgf didn't even take the time to call, she texted me with the news.

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d_unsub 12

I don't know if it a FYL or YDI it cos on one hand is a FLY cos this is kind of messed up but on the other hand YDI cos if you want date a pussy you should become lesbian

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