By anonymous - 12/12/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
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ohmandapants 16

I hope you firmly planted your foot up his ass afterwards.

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Danny994 4

What a wimp. If he was the type of person who would do this, I can only imagine what he's like.

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dancinwookie 21

He must've been busy Skyrimming like a champ.

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needsagf14 12

When I saw this comment I immediately went to YouTube and watched "like a bus"

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Reality_Sucks098 0

You already have a pussy, you don't need another.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Are you abusive by any chance?

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wittygirl 8

Shoulda kicked his sorry pansy ass outta the house once he was done with his crap speech.

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