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By Anonymous - 15/11/2013 22:35 - United States - Houston

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he thought he heard another guy in the room when he called me, and that I'm cheating on him. The guy he heard was a character from a cartoon my sister was watching. FML

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By w00tz - 27/03/2009 05:12 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML

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By alaina2001 - 07/05/2015 22:22 - United States - Massillon

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By imwrong - 10/02/2009 11:59 - Philippines

Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML

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By roostergirl - 22/08/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML

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By Niva - 17/02/2023 09:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

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Melix 31

Saturday 16 November 2013 1:44

Does he have trust issues of some sort? Insecure?

AVGIII 14

Saturday 16 November 2013 1:44

He must be very insecure to jump to such conclusions so quickly.

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omgimdying 15

Saturday 16 November 2013 3:06

Your better off without that insecure "man"

BobbieH 19

Saturday 16 November 2013 3:16

Being that insecure, it was bound to happen sooner than later. Sorry OP but when a guy is so obviously insecure it will never get better.

elusiveshame 22

Saturday 16 November 2013 3:33

Definitely sucks that he was that insecure. You're better off IMO

EvilLittleMan 23

Saturday 16 November 2013 3:43

Can you say an insecure guy with balls the size of squirrel nuts?

thenewgirl29 20

Saturday 16 November 2013 3:44

Douche

imchacon22 19

Saturday 16 November 2013 4:41

Maybe he was looking for an excuse to dump you

darkcookielord 4

Saturday 16 November 2013 4:54

Well, I say go find a man who trusts you!

how_about_no_ 19

Saturday 16 November 2013 5:05

is he also a cartoon character?

bazookajoey 27

Saturday 16 November 2013 5:58

Looks like you dodged an insecure, psycho bullet.

ashleeyepp 6

Saturday 16 November 2013 6:10

Do you really want someone that insecure? Just be glad you're free

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