By Anonymous - 15/04/2013 16:02 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He wants us to stay friends, though, so he can continue to use my coffee maker. FML
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Ali_Br_fml 33

Change your locks. He can buy his own coffee maker.

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perdix 29

Sounds legit. As a fellow caffeine addict, this makes perfect sense to me. Sure, there's the heartache of losing you, but why should he suffer the caffeine-withdrawal headache, too? You may not be together anymore, but you still can grind with him ;)

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onorexveritas 23

tell him to get his own damn coffee maker

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LONERANGER44 11

Least he didn't dump you for a chick. Wait that's worst.

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RHCPmagik 0

Thats bull... Hes making excuses.. One doesnt just befriend an ex for material things. Especially something so minute as a coffee maker.. Pfft, that dude still wants you .. Ever heard the phrase " wanna come in for some coffee" usually means "bow chika wow wow" this sounds like that

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Wolfipoo 31

The guy doesn't deserve to use the almighty coffee grinder after doing that, especially now that he only wants to be friends to use you.

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