By Anonymous - 15/04/2013 16:02 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He wants us to stay friends, though, so he can continue to use my coffee maker. FML
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Ali_Br_fml 33

Change your locks. He can buy his own coffee maker.

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perdix 29

Sounds legit. As a fellow caffeine addict, this makes perfect sense to me. Sure, there's the heartache of losing you, but why should he suffer the caffeine-withdrawal headache, too? You may not be together anymore, but you still can grind with him ;)

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rebelmonster 3

with stories like this, I wonder why you were dating him in the first place.

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Fmlsea 28

id replace the sugar with salt , then send hiss ass out the door :) see how he likes his coffee then ;)

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DarthVader77 9

And your problem with it is? You are that petty? Well, congrats to your ex for dumping you!

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bootytoo 14

Tell him to buy his own!

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Sir_Swaggington 6

What a loser. He can't afford his own coffee maker so he wants to use his ex-girlfriend as his own personal barista.

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