By Anonymous - 15/04/2013 16:02 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He wants us to stay friends, though, so he can continue to use my coffee maker. FML
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Ali_Br_fml 33

Change your locks. He can buy his own coffee maker.

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perdix 29

Sounds legit. As a fellow caffeine addict, this makes perfect sense to me. Sure, there's the heartache of losing you, but why should he suffer the caffeine-withdrawal headache, too? You may not be together anymore, but you still can grind with him ;)

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SystemofaBlink41 27

That's one hell of a coffemaker you got there...

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alphawolf12397 2

Your boyfriend doesn't run on Dunkin?

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theyseemetrollin_fml 2

Of course, women are only called upon when their men need something, so OP I hope you decide to stop being such a bitch and make your man coffee!

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marcranger 28

Nah, 20, J. Geils Band has it down. Love Stinks. Coffee's way better.

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ViviMage 38

Is that an actual coffee percolator, or slang for something?? O.o;

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Enslaved 36

He's testing the waters. He's asking about the coffee machine and then if that goes well, he'll soon upgrade to better things like a. . .booty call. :P

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