By Anonymous - 15/04/2013 16:02 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He wants us to stay friends, though, so he can continue to use my coffee maker. FML
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Ali_Br_fml 33

Change your locks. He can buy his own coffee maker.

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perdix 29

Sounds legit. As a fellow caffeine addict, this makes perfect sense to me. Sure, there's the heartache of losing you, but why should he suffer the caffeine-withdrawal headache, too? You may not be together anymore, but you still can grind with him ;)

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OMJizzzle 2

Put a worm in the coffee machine.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

He can buy his own damn coffee maker.

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Helldemon 32

That must be an amazing coffee maker.

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AlexiAwesome 10

Tell him, that's what his next girlfriend is for. *NUDGE NUDGE*

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Iclickalot 2

You know, with some work added, you can get soil to look like ground coffee.

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sikunt89_fml 16

Store it away for a little while and tell him you sold it on ebay, then get it back out once he is out of your life.

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KK3137 31

I'm sorry, I accidentally clicked YDI :/ that's really not fair, I'm sorry your ex is a douche :/

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NurseAbi 10

What an asshole. Tell him you sold the machine.

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