Love: Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying he had to move away...

By Anonymous - 10/06/2012 19:50 - United Kingdom - Thetford

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying he had to move away to be with his dad, who's just been diagnosed with cancer. After talking to his sister, I discovered that not only is his dad healthy, he's not moving away either; he's just gotten back with his ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 524

You deserved it 2 551

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By swim5 - 31/03/2012 12:22 - United States - Tempe

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 519

You deserved it 3 498

Stuck on amber

By stuck - 19/09/2011 19:31 - United States

Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 919

You deserved it 11 023

Independence day

By independence - 07/07/2011 04:04 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 735

You deserved it 3 615

By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 833

You deserved it 225

Time to move on

By Anonymous - 20/12/2022 15:00

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years, whom I just signed a year lease, broke up with me, exactly a week after my best friend's funeral in my last year of college. I can't afford to live in our apartment alone. I'm going to have to drop out and move in with my sister states away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 998

You deserved it 146

By Unloveable - 13/06/2016 16:32 - United States - Priest River

Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me over video chat. Two days before I was to move across the country to be with him. All of my things are already shipped. He said he thinks of me as a sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 425

You deserved it 1 090

It's not me, it's you

By What dont I have - 19/02/2023 04:00

Today, my ex-boyfriend is moving to my hometown so he can be closer to his new girlfriend, my best friend. To pour lemon juice in the wound, he'd told me just 4 months earlier that he would never move to my hometown, thus ending our long-distance relationship of 2 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 992

You deserved it 139

By Mrs.Slyfox - 28/06/2011 09:53 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he'd resolved all the issues with his ex and is getting back together with her. Normally I could tolerate this if it weren't for the fact that I just moved to a different country to live with him, and turned down a university and a scholarship. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 283

You deserved it 58 410

Bad sign

By Anonymous - 03/11/2022 20:00 - United States - Enid

Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.

I agree, your life sucks 858

You deserved it 129

By Babygirl - 17/05/2010 23:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 609

You deserved it 3 292

aswan10 3

Monday 11 June 2012 1:05

He's not worth it! You can do better :)

Blue_Raven 4

Monday 11 June 2012 1:09

Wow, that sucks, He should of just told you the truth instead of making up a lie that includes his fathers health.

Comments

TheWindowLicker 13

Monday 11 June 2012 1:12

This seems like a good thing to me. You now aren't with a total idiot. Congratulations!

aimee910 11

Monday 11 June 2012 1:10

You obviously do not need him in your life.

Airman1988 9

Monday 11 June 2012 5:57

11 you look like Avril Lavagne a bit

MRosellini 2

Monday 11 June 2012 1:11

Op doesn't read the comments, so you sound stupid giving advice.

Llamacod 11

Monday 11 June 2012 1:16

ohh, so you know op personally to know that she won't read the comments do you?

shneakycactus 2

Monday 11 June 2012 1:59

please explain what you mean..i really don't get it^

shneakycactus 2

Monday 11 June 2012 2:01

I can't make sense of your comment

GRRSOM 7

Monday 11 June 2012 5:41

She means that the OP obviously doesn't need him in her life.

MigraineurOfLife 15

Monday 11 June 2012 6:12

#52 ask what #36 meant. #36 - ?

Llamacod 11

Monday 11 June 2012 1:11

sorry about this 2nd post, my phone was acting weird and didn't show that it sent the 1st time.

emeraldisle 30

Monday 11 June 2012 1:19

What a lame excuse. You're better off.

chelseaaababyyy 17

Monday 11 June 2012 1:16

Since he's such a good liar, was he going to pretend to be his evil twin if you two were to accidently run into each other? Because that would be a fool proof plan.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Monday 11 June 2012 1:12

It'd be awkward if Op went to the same school as her boyfriend.

BandWagonGuy 8

Monday 11 June 2012 8:07

What would also be awkward is if a kid lost his father and realized that his nipples dissapeared; and it turns out that every night the father sucked on the spots where they are supposed to be, giving him hickeys, so that the kid wouldn't feel left out.