Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend broke up with me through Skype, with the...

By justsingle - 11/05/2010 08:56 - Philippines

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me through Skype, with the message "my penis wants more, but my heart and mind don't want to hurt you." FML

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By hmacy - 01/10/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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The old "It's not you, it's me"

By WhoopsIDidItAgain - 14/07/2022 01:00 - United States - Fremont

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

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By anonymous - 12/12/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML

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By mish - 22/09/2013 20:41 - United Kingdom - Leominster

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML

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By Out of Ice Cream - 29/09/2015 17:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He did it over Snapchat because he said he didn't want to hear me sad over the phone and wanted to save data. Three years down the drain. FML

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By Canadagirl - 24/08/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML

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By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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You deserved it 32 758

By confusedandnowsingle - 28/06/2013 12:23 - Finland - Espoo

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

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babyteef 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 16:29

At least he was honest and didn't make some "its not you its me" excuse..

Pfrmbrzl 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 16:29

at least he wasn't leading you on..

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crazychick13 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 4:33

wow he is a ass.

sheisawesome 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 5:18

what the heack drinkinpints haahha

madmax82988 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 5:35

lololol penis always needs more ftw

jennabliss 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 5:38

horrible, but funny

FallinForYou12 0

Thursday 13 May 2010 1:52

I like your picture ;)

ObeyTheSnarf 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 5:45

That actually sounds like he cares.

laaceeb 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 6:45

he's a Dick who cares about him,you could say the same back.

Lehk 9

Wednesday 12 May 2010 6:50

well he was honest and he had the decency to end it with you rather than just going out and getting the more that his penis wanted.

krazykiya12095 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 7:39

lmfao i wannaa have him as a friend he makes me lmfao ahahh

MissExquisite 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 8:51

what a loser

mpclaw 3

Wednesday 12 May 2010 11:50

better than breaking up over Magic Jack!

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Today, after being so jaded by failed relationships, I'd given a guy who slid into my Facebook Messenger a chance. We'd entered the talking stage, only to be told four months later that he’s found a girlfriend, and no longer wants to continue this interaction and blocked me. FML

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Today, it's 3:42 a.m. and my son is crying because I won't let him play with his dirty diaper. FML

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Today, I took a dump in the woods at a secluded lake. I used the leaves of a seemingly harmless tree to clean myself. However, I was unaware that the leaf was poisonous. It feels like a thousand hornets are attacking my ass-crack. FML

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Today, it was my first day working as a nightclub bartender. All through the evening, a really creepy bloke stood in a dark corner and leered at the girls on the dance floor. When I took the bouncer to one side to let him know, he told me the man was a coat stand. FML

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Today, I rubbed my heel raw with a new shoe, so I put a bandaid on and went to the pool. A few minutes later, I noticed the bandaid floating close to me. I'm not an ass so I quickly fished it out and put in the pocket of my swimming trunks. Later, I went to shower and noticed that my bandaid was still on my heel. FML

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Today, my boyfriend called me anti-social. To prove him wrong I texted one of my friends. She texted back, "Who's this??" FML

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Today, my husband and I once again argued over expiration dates. He says I’m paranoid and wasteful. I finally gave in and ate some food I wasn’t so sure of. Well, his innards must be made of vibranium because I’m currently in the fetal position on the bathroom floor after puking for an hour. FML

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Same thing different taste

The old "It's not you, it's me"

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