Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend broke up with me through Skype, with the...

By justsingle - 11/05/2010 08:56 - Philippines

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me through Skype, with the message "my penis wants more, but my heart and mind don't want to hurt you." FML

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You deserved it 4 328

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By hmacy - 01/10/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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The old "It's not you, it's me"

By WhoopsIDidItAgain - 14/07/2022 01:00 - United States - Fremont

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

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By anonymous - 12/12/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML

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By mish - 22/09/2013 20:41 - United Kingdom - Leominster

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML

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By Out of Ice Cream - 29/09/2015 17:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He did it over Snapchat because he said he didn't want to hear me sad over the phone and wanted to save data. Three years down the drain. FML

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By Canadagirl - 24/08/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML

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By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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You deserved it 32 765

By confusedandnowsingle - 28/06/2013 12:23 - Finland - Espoo

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

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babyteef 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 16:29

At least he was honest and didn't make some "its not you its me" excuse..

Pfrmbrzl 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 16:29

at least he wasn't leading you on..

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XxMaiWeingxX 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 18:40

they do have a brain of their own you know

davek 36

Tuesday 11 May 2010 19:33

If only everybody had that guy's honesty!

drinkinpints 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 20:05

the penis wants what the penis wants!

superbabies 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 20:04

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do; this one just happens to be poetic about it.

mnbbv 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 23:36

what is FAFP?

swineninety9 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 21:49

I've never known anyone male or female who hasent cheated, get over it, people like to ****.

bogan35 0

Tuesday 29 May 2012 21:48

well, aren't you just a jackass?

cmc140 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 22:36

at least you didn't find out thru facebook status.

passcode5 5

Tuesday 11 May 2010 23:44

I think it's kinda sweet.

NinjaSonic 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 0:43

Um.... Tell him "I gave you more but you couldn't feel is because your penis is to small!"-

myownenemy 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 0:45

this is actually sweet of him. yd for being the kind to take it otherwise.

Aj4710 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 0:58

53 win. sonic rulz.

rohosoccer08 1

Wednesday 12 May 2010 1:23

why are all the comments on fml disappearing?

skelator 3

Wednesday 12 May 2010 6:30

wow... nice body, u obviously actually play soccer!

rohosoccer08 1

Wednesday 12 May 2010 0:47

what were u agreeing with me about?

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The old "It's not you, it's me"

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