Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend broke up with me through Skype, with the...

By justsingle - 11/05/2010 08:56 - Philippines

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me through Skype, with the message "my penis wants more, but my heart and mind don't want to hurt you." FML

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You deserved it 4 328

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Same thing different taste

By hmacy - 01/10/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML

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You deserved it 542

By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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The old "It's not you, it's me"

By WhoopsIDidItAgain - 14/07/2022 01:00 - United States - Fremont

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML

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You deserved it 333

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

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You deserved it 4 262

By anonymous - 12/12/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML

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You deserved it 2 690

By mish - 22/09/2013 20:41 - United Kingdom - Leominster

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML

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You deserved it 4 193

By Out of Ice Cream - 29/09/2015 17:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He did it over Snapchat because he said he didn't want to hear me sad over the phone and wanted to save data. Three years down the drain. FML

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You deserved it 2 194

By Canadagirl - 24/08/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML

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You deserved it 317

By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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You deserved it 32 765

By confusedandnowsingle - 28/06/2013 12:23 - Finland - Espoo

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

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You deserved it 4 319

babyteef 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 16:29

At least he was honest and didn't make some "its not you its me" excuse..

Pfrmbrzl 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 16:29

at least he wasn't leading you on..

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CaptSkippy 9

Saturday 11 December 2010 18:06

<3 <('.'<) (>'.')> <====3

fyl11122233 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 15:52

then give his penis more, duh!

myztwenty8 4

Sunday 30 September 2012 18:45

so ur single Wat u doin today lol

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 31 July 2014 3:16

I believe he was using you

BtwYoureAdopted 21

Sunday 12 April 2015 14:47

This is one of my favourite things to exist on the Internet.

carbonbasedcynic 17

Tuesday 22 September 2015 20:24

at least hes brutally honest

Jrsmommy2014 21

Saturday 13 February 2016 4:49

I voted ydi on this one. Not because you do but because you do deserve so much more than that idiot!

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Same thing different taste

The old "It's not you, it's me"

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