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By justsingle - 11/05/2010 08:56 - Philippines

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me through Skype, with the message "my penis wants more, but my heart and mind don't want to hurt you." FML

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By confusedandnowsingle - 28/06/2013 12:23 - Finland - Espoo

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

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babyteef 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 16:29

At least he was honest and didn't make some "its not you its me" excuse..

Pfrmbrzl 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 16:29

at least he wasn't leading you on..

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duckiedolittle 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 1:03

ouch.

sheisawesome 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 1:27

haha that sucks

Xavi89 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 1:42

what's up roho

waterynuggets 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 1:59

John Mayer had a change of heart?

ruby84 1

Wednesday 12 May 2010 2:12

hahahhaha he's good! I can turn this into a song

picturescrazy 24

Wednesday 12 May 2010 2:38

Had the circumstances been different, that's pretty awesome xD

Drakanaa 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 2:45

Well ain't that sweet :3

lovinit5683 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 3:22

Well he must enjoy your pussy!!! I guess you both stopped purring=D Seriously though it couldve been worse so don't be so upset

hulagirl1217 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 3:44

Lmfao. :D Oh and that does suck...

Veronicaa09 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 3:49

damn thts a wrong choice 4 a guy tht wants more sex than love serious! love is sex! sex is love!

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The old "It's not you, it's me"

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