By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 15:09 - United States - Beacon

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Today, my boyfriend called me pretty. Not because he actually thinks I'm pretty, but because "Hey, how else is a guy supposed to get laid?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 60 052
You deserved it 7 039
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assassinbanana0 20

Yes, because all men are the same. And let me guess, you can't find a decent boyfriend who treats you right, also. Right? Girls like you make all girls look bad >.>

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JasonUMN 15

Sounds like he is a pretty little liar.

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wtfwhyfml 12

And that is how you know it's time to move on to someone that can think with his larger brain.

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RedPillSucks 31

Sigh. He may already be thinking with his larger brain

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MilkyFilmz 26

Ladies and gentleman, today I present to you a very stereotypical and foolish girl! Please do not feed the animals!

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imtooshy 18

I seriously hope you won't just settle for that kinda guy. You need to be with one that says it and means it without a motive behind his words.

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thatnucca 36

Jerks like him need to jerk off and not even get laid...

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Calculate900 4

As a male, I resent that.

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arsenicalhumor 30

#5, let me guess.. You HATE being called a, "bitch" but you'll go out of your way to call a guy a "prick" , "dick", or even a "selfish asshole"? Because you know every single guy in this world to say that it's typical male thinking, right?

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User57777 13

I never understand how guys like that get the girl, yet I always get rejected… OP you don't deserve that.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Lighten up on her. She's 15. She hasn't had much of a chance to think differently. Think of how all you guys were at that age. Maybe it's just me but my hormones were on fire and 99.9% of my thoughts were about getting laid.

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