By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 15:09 - United States - Beacon

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend called me pretty. Not because he actually thinks I'm pretty, but because "Hey, how else is a guy supposed to get laid?" FML
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Omniprism 14

At least he was trying. That's more than some.

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SAspring 17

You must have been with some terrible guys if this is considered trying.

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SWC_Penguin 17

What's really sad about this is that the only way she knows this is that he must have just instantly turned around and told the truth. In addition to being mean he's not even smart enough to lie well. (Tip #1, don't say "just kidding" immediately after lying.)

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ApollosMyth 22

38, my hormones were on fire too, but it didn't fully controll my thoughts and actions.

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Grayness_ 26

I'm sorry but el o ******* el. At least he is honest tho.

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Iceman225 11

Are you five? Profanity is unhealthy at such a young age...

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aimee0027 17

And you're still with him because...?

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jessBeAqueen 13

sounds he was joking....if not hes an idiot to think he could still get some after telling you that.

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MilkyFilmz 26

Your brother is an idiot. So are you. Bitch.

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Treveyon56 14

You got one thing right, you're a bitch. As for what your brother said that doesn't speak for all guys.

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worldclassrager 39

Time to look for someone else.,.sorry op..,.

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Brightbulb 39

I unfortunately can see this happening. But, I'm going to convince myself it's a very small portion of the general male populace. Anyone care to join me?

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