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By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 19:42 - United States

Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML

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By wtf - 14/03/2011 04:07

Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my phone there and had got a text from a guy saying, "Hi, how have you been?" FML

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By in love with a nerd - 02/09/2019 15:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML

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By angry girlfriend - 25/08/2014 03:27 - United States - West Harrison

Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML

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By rawkdinosawr - 09/05/2009 15:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML

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By well, now what - 12/12/2014 14:39 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

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Guilt trip

By annoyed - 11/05/2016 11:40 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML

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By 1.30am - 10/02/2012 09:59 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by text at 1:30 am because he didn't want to give me "the dread of answering a phone call." When I asked him for an explanation, his reply was, "For what?" FML

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By Kfeaaa - 24/02/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

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Saturday 9 March 2013 3:14

How didn't he realize that he had your phone?

crap1crap2crap3 7

Saturday 9 March 2013 3:14

Hey now, men go through hormonal changes too.

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Ebola_fml 20

Saturday 9 March 2013 3:21

At least he didn't go through your phone.

upallnight11 19

Saturday 9 March 2013 10:25

Maybe he did.

FlyingPie 17

Saturday 9 March 2013 3:26

Couldn't you have just asked him what was wrong? That could have been better than waiting and looking through your phone afterward and making assumptions about what was bothering him.

ironichalibut 24

Saturday 9 March 2013 4:57

Yeah, I was thinking something similar. Except that I thought maybe there was something on the phone that might have made him feel ill at ease, or perhaps that they had lost it at all.

fksfsdhfsdfh 26

Saturday 9 March 2013 3:32

Lol

sofitina 20

Saturday 9 March 2013 3:33

You should probably explain this to him carefully and hold off mating.

samcro3 8

Saturday 9 March 2013 3:36

Men are all idiots. Wait... im a man. Damn.

buddy51 23

Saturday 9 March 2013 3:55

Yes, but does he have a mullet?

BellaBelle_fml 23

Saturday 9 March 2013 6:25

It was irrelevant, yes. But they were merely trying to be funny by referencing another recent FML.

PipingMouse 14

Saturday 9 March 2013 4:03

Wonder if it was ringing right next to him while he was calling multiple times. Did he block it out or something?

TheVoicesTalk 3

Saturday 9 March 2013 4:18

Haha, says something me! I had to read the FML three times before I got it.

BellaBelle_fml 23

Saturday 9 March 2013 4:27

I had to read your comment three times before I got it.

Skarkie321 18

Saturday 9 March 2013 7:49

I read it 6 times and I still don't get it...

toaster012 17

Saturday 9 March 2013 4:33

Maybe he forgot...?

Obey_StudBoii 23

Saturday 9 March 2013 4:34

Lol how can he be so ignorant as to be mad because you weren't answering any of your texts, and he knew from the start you left your phone at his place the night before? Time to start looking for someone who isn't as dumb as a box of rocks.