Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my parents....

By leahrb - 24/02/2016 18:55 - United States - Wilmington

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Son, I want you to suck upon my nipples of knowledge." FML

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By nacho - 24/01/2012 06:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML

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By UHM - 06/10/2013 21:54 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 09:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML

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By ashamed - 28/10/2019 02:00

Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 23:13 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML

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By talkssuck - 30/03/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML

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By quit fucking up my life - 23/11/2013 01:08 - United States - Kenai

Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I had my boyfriend come over for dinner for the first time. It was all going well until my dad started explaining to my boyfriend how to use toilet paper. He even demonstrated it. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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tzemmy 25

Thursday 25 February 2016 8:34

Did he say yes?

HyperTek 16

Thursday 25 February 2016 8:34

What's the problem this shit is hilarious. :D

Comments

Ilayda_fml 12

Thursday 25 February 2016 15:12

Your Name ?

brick0 11

Thursday 25 February 2016 15:25

Well, did he? Its just rude if you dont.

coltmerriman 15

Thursday 25 February 2016 16:24

Beats eating your dad's ass...

dhiran_singh 16

Thursday 25 February 2016 16:36

It's the advance formula xD

hobbiecat16 4

Thursday 25 February 2016 16:41

Hoppefully, it was said by your dad and not your Mom.

NYGiants1925 22

Thursday 25 February 2016 18:51

And what did he say to that?

gratunka 11

Thursday 25 February 2016 19:05

your dad must be a fan of the movie 'meet the parents '.

_ravens_ 11

Thursday 25 February 2016 19:05

I would be much more comfortable with that than a dad that sits me down and gives me the whole lecture and looks at me like I'm going to impregnate his daughter