Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my parents....

By leahrb - 24/02/2016 18:55 - United States - Wilmington

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Son, I want you to suck upon my nipples of knowledge." FML

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By nacho - 24/01/2012 06:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML

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By UHM - 06/10/2013 21:54 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 09:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML

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By ashamed - 28/10/2019 02:00

Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 23:13 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML

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By talkssuck - 30/03/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML

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By quit fucking up my life - 23/11/2013 01:08 - United States - Kenai

Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I had my boyfriend come over for dinner for the first time. It was all going well until my dad started explaining to my boyfriend how to use toilet paper. He even demonstrated it. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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tzemmy 25

Thursday 25 February 2016 8:34

Did he say yes?

HyperTek 16

Thursday 25 February 2016 8:34

What's the problem this shit is hilarious. :D

Comments

L3G3ND4RYB4D4SS 6

Thursday 25 February 2016 20:48

What in the actual ****

Bekll 31

Thursday 25 February 2016 23:03

Is he Really Really Big Man of Rocko's Modern Life?

James8467 5

Friday 26 February 2016 0:22

Well did he do it?

ThreeSheets 14

Friday 26 February 2016 0:26

That's too funny, parents are my age and we grew up with Steve Martin and George Carlin. We are with it.

joethebro98 13

Friday 26 February 2016 2:24

Honestly can say, I have no idea how to respond to this

LyricaSilvan 29

Friday 26 February 2016 4:35

I would have been a little embarrassed, but I would have laughed while asking my dad "what the hell, dad?" Sounds like your father has a sense of humor, OP. And at least it's better he say something weird in attempt to help your boyfriend out than to disapprove and tell you he doesn't like your choice of man.