By Anonymous - 18/11/2015 11:40 - Austria - Vienna

Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML
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iiTzNeeNerz 26

Sounds like he's putting in as much effort into the relationship as he did trying to come up with that excuse.

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Comments

wobbly1 16

1st rule of towel club is you don't talk about towel club

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Tripartita 44

Oh, man, "iron my towels" sounds like code for something. Could he actually be doing the dishes and not want to worry you?

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hellnosucka 27

Oh my... I think you're onto something here.

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ThatHorse 15

No irons use heat. It sounds like he's doing something with heat. Perhaps fixing the heater or the water heating unit?

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WinterChild 20

I wouldn't even believe that excuse if he were gay.

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Seabass_Chan 33

I'm as queer as a three dollar bill and even I don't iron jack shit. Do people still do that?

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allforfun 23

Most every fabric is wrinkle free now, so I'd say not really. I think I've ironed like three times in my whole life

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WinterChild 20

No that's why I said I wouldn't believe it. Most of my gay friends care more and have better style than my straight ones and even they don't iron.

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Tripartita 44

That's nothing, #15. I wouldn't believe that excuse even if he were panromantic, sapiosexual, and fetishized words with three adjacent consonants. Get on my level of skepticism.

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joelp232 17

you should use that excuse when he is trying to get some action

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MrPotatoFace 9

Don't worry, maybe he just had a diarrhea attack and didn't want you to be grossed out. Or maybe he likes having nice towels.

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lexred 30

This Is the best excuse everrrrrrr. is ur bf mentally retarded. I mean towels? like seriously?. ROFL.

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anarchymaniac 22

Maybe you should reconsider your boyfriend.

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BLS77z 11

lmao best excuse I've ever heard, worst boyfriend tho!

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shortcake18 15

How long did it take him to come up with that one?

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Eyalsh 32

well, correct me if i'm wrong but "wifing" applies to females only, right? husband him.

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