Love: Today, my boyfriend complained that we may not work out because...

By bumblebee - 13/03/2010 19:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend complained that we may not work out because I'm "just too needy". I'd woken up early and texted him "good morning" while he was trying to sleep. FML

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By humanalarmclock - 21/05/2010 04:40 - United States

Today, I realized my boyfriend only asks me to come spend the night when he needs me to wake him up in the morning. FML

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By jonnah - 05/03/2010 13:06 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML

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By adderallgirl - 12/06/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole night taking care of my sick boyfriend. He got up early, feeling great, bouncing around the house. When I finally got up I told him I didn't feel well and he yelled at me for being a bitch in the morning that slows him down. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2019 16:00

Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML

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By "bluebird97" - 28/12/2018 20:00

Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me 4 times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift 2 days in a row, apparently that is insensitive of me. FML

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Guilt trip

By annoyed - 11/05/2016 11:40 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML

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By needfulthing - 19/11/2010 15:00 - United States

Today, I sent a text to a guy I'd met over the weekend. He'd traveled 40 miles to my town for the date, so I picked up the tab for dinner. My text simply said, "Had a nice time. Looking forward to getting together again." His reply was, "When did you get so needy?" FML

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By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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I'm only sleeping

By Anonymous - 26/09/2022 19:30

Today, I woke up at noon after barely sleeping. I've been diagnosed with sleeping disorders, so this isn't out of the ordinary. The issue is, my boyfriend doesn't think it's a big deal, and is mad at me for wanting to stay in bed after he got up. FML

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By Ella - 05/07/2011 11:48 - Australia

Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML

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GodBarack 5

Saturday 13 March 2010 23:25

God I hate FML's like this...

dudeitsdanny 9

Sunday 14 March 2010 3:00

I appreciate a good morning text from my (hypothetical) girlfriend. Shows she cares. Now if it's a daily thing for you to text him early in the morning.. Depends. He can just turn the ringer off for the texts like I do. I get texts at all times from friends away at college or who just live far away, but I learned to silence my phone completely rather than bitch about it.

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kirbcheck76 3

Sunday 14 March 2010 1:47

I still get stupid txt from my ex wife when she knows I'm sleeping. lucky for me she is my ex so I just don't answer

letsgobucks 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 1:53

why wake him up in the first place? I wouldn't say u were needy, just inconsiderate as hell.

thelionking555 1

Sunday 14 March 2010 1:58

i doubt thats why, u are probably a needy bitch and you txtd him like 8 times then called him and left a message like why didnt you answer my texts!

gingersnapper 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 1:58

And here is where you agree and say that you were interested in dating other people, but you weren't sure if he'd be okay with that. Enjoy the back-pedaling, sweetcheeks.

FPsLife 5

Sunday 14 March 2010 2:05

You may have just said "good morning", but I'll bet you normally do that and then complain later if he doesn't answer back soon.

blastvortex 3

Sunday 14 March 2010 2:17

You interrupted sleepy time!!! Boooo! Boooooooooo!!!!!! (Yeah, that is one way to kill a relationship. The early bird may get the worm, but the early texter, aka the dream spammer, should get a good razzing if nothing else.)