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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 05:57 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend confessed that he felt so insecure he submerged my $80 vibrator in water to eliminate the competition. FML
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Mirorbo 26

I really wish people would get a clue and stop comparing sex to vibrators. They're two completely different things that give different form of stimulation. Toys are not replacements for actual sex.

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CoachLlama 5

Headline - "Jealous lover tries to drown competition after getting bad vibe."

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Draminicaus 0

I have to side with Djee on this one. I'm a guy, and that's some serious insecurity right there. The fact that he wanted to "eliminate the competition" says he thinks he's not good enough in bed and doesn't want her to prefer Mr. Jollyvibes over him.

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Iknoweverything 29

OP, you DON'T show your boyfriend the vibrator! Hide it!

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stellasue11 38

you dont hide it, you use it with him!!!

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alexFYL 11

That's rude. You should cut his fingers off because he probably jacks off in the shower. Make sure you scream at him a lot and tell him, under no circumstances, is he EVER allowed to jack off. He always has to come to you for sex.

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i_lol_at_life 12

If he's that paranoid, then get another one, make sure he knows, then make up a nice bath for the two of you... then pretend to drown him saying 'sorry, I don't want any competition.'

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saxygurl 0

that's cute..ish.. ;) lol, YDI for wasting $80 on one, though.

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Zebidee 8

I can't stop laughing at the idea of the Silver Bullet sex game! That's frickin' hilarious! Oh, and I wouldn't think $80 was insane. There's one here in Germany that won a government design award that costs *goes to site to check* €99, which is about five million US dollars these days. The most bizarre one I ever saw was the Japanese "Hello Kitty Personal Shoulder Massager".

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