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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 05:57 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend confessed that he felt so insecure he submerged my $80 vibrator in water to eliminate the competition. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 326
You deserved it 15 562
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Mirorbo 26

I really wish people would get a clue and stop comparing sex to vibrators. They're two completely different things that give different form of stimulation. Toys are not replacements for actual sex.

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CoachLlama 5

Headline - "Jealous lover tries to drown competition after getting bad vibe."

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chelseasman 0

Why be insecure. I bought my girl a rabbit vibrator to use while I am away. When I am at home we have fantastic sex. It makes me happy to know that while I am not there she can still be pleased.

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Cass3m0 0

You deserve it for not making your boyfriend feel good enough, OP. :(

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KVloveBC 0

you mean he doesn't make her feel good enough?

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Chaotic_Shadow 0

for the other guys out there, its a vibrater not a *****, find her damm G spot or rub her clit if you think a vibrater will make you.feel insecure, but still YDI for spending 80 bucks for a vibrater.

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momo1972 3

you spent $80 on a mechanical boyfriend? that's an investment at that cost

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life2laugh 0

he should feel bad because your desperate enough to make yourself loose enough that no man can please you... i dont blame the guy for feelin bad

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Erissa 2

You clearly have NO clue how the ****** works

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DeaDGoD14 0

I have four and the most expensive one was $30... Why are you paying $80 for one?

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J_Bizness 0

I am going to need you to invest time in sex with your boyfriend and not time AND $80 for a damn toy. YDI for even paying that much!

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