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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 05:57 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend confessed that he felt so insecure he submerged my $80 vibrator in water to eliminate the competition. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 326
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Mirorbo 26

I really wish people would get a clue and stop comparing sex to vibrators. They're two completely different things that give different form of stimulation. Toys are not replacements for actual sex.

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CoachLlama 5

Headline - "Jealous lover tries to drown competition after getting bad vibe."

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sourgirl101 28

They're only water proof on the one side.(:

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ajfraser 3

well it kinda needs to be waterproof unless he's dry as a dessert down there

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savvy_suzy 0

The men who are responding that it is silly to put money on a vibe don't understand that women are, at times, single and she may have had the object before they met. There are women who are also highly sexed and most men cannot get it up 50 plus times a day so a vibe should be welcomed instead of submerged. So either allow a girl a vibrator or allow her multiple partners to satisfy. If you want monogamy in a relationship don't destroy or comment negatively on the vibe. (I'd agree with you about being silly at spending money on shoes or purses or most 'girl' things, but leave the vibrator bashing talk at the door and just realise the female ****** is more illusive but ever so satisfying when achieved)

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rubberbullets 0

you are very passionate about sticking mechanical pleasure sticks up your who-ha. you are A. a weirdo B. seem a bit obsessed with a womans right to posess a vibrator. C. refer to such as a "vibe" WAY too much. D. probably a cat lover too you crazy bi*tch. btw vibrators are awesome

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RebeccaP2010 0

Jeez. Why must there be SO much negativity on this website!!?? You're obviosly not a woman, so you don't even have the right to critisize that comment! unless of course it was approachable or attainable. Clearly it was not!

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icecreamdriveby 5

Haha "you are obviously not a woman", dude, their picture is Jesus! That gives nothing away!

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marmlr339 14

I agree that there is nothing wrong with them. Guys have their hand, women have vibrators. It's really that simple.

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EffinAhole 0

the "vibe" thing was kinda weird I have to say

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penguin7 0

everyone has been referring to it as vibe. she was reaching the entire audience :p

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bswole 1

you keep thinkin like this you gonna die alone hahahaha

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zakkyzebra 11

#33, anything posted on FML is open for criticism.

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Cinn_fml 22

I can understand that he might think you're using it because he's not doing it for you, but destroying it was a bit far, he should have talked to you first. However, OP, you should have reassured him that it wasn't because he wasn't doing it for you, unless he wasn't, in which case you should've told him that in a nice way and taught him how to please you instead.

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Zombie65 0

Exactly but still if they are in a sexual relationship he should be mature enough........wait he's a guy nevermind :-| lol but your right

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Cinn_fml 22

I thought that the 'he's a guy' thing was a joke... Or was that not the generalisation?

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zakkyzebra 11

Oh don't worry it's JUST a generalizing bitch, #59, most likely a female. HEY LOOK I CAN DO IT, TOO!

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tairii 0

$80 and it wasn't waterproof? Wow. Mine's waterproof and it was only $25. And really guys, what's so threatening about a vibrator? It's not like it's something to replace you.

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Tancaliel 12

Mine was only $15 and I think even that was waterproof. Never actually tried it out, though. :P Is a $80 vibrator really any better than a cheaper one? (Well, not in the waterproof-department at any rate, we've already established that much...)

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ImaginaryFoe 0

I would've assumed they were all made to get wet.

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lilerin 2

$80 for a vibrator? Yeah. That means it's good quality, has none of that cheap material that most ****** and vibrators use and there's a good chance it will last longer than a $15 one.

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littlejew 0

ydi for having an 80$ vibrator....

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Zombie65 0

omg dump him if he is that bad over a toy I can see that getting real ugly real quick if ..... say you want to talk to guy friends. and for the guys saying ydi for having a toy.... when they grow up they may discover toys can be fun and a real man doesn't need to worry about it

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Zombie65 0

I agree and maybe even 2 then dump him

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sourgirl101 28

Mr. Rabbit, Mr. Rabbit, your ears are long. Yes indeed, I put them of wrong. Every time I think about the Rabbit vibrator I get that childhood song in my head.(: I'm guessing that's what the OP had. Those thing cost around $80.

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Zombie65 0

yes they are that's why when I'm cleaning my wife's I'm extra careful to keep the battery compartment dry. yes I'm a guy yes sometimes I'm there with her to "help out" I have no problem with it ;-)

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BackHurts 0

Zombie, your wife has you under a leash. Good man, while you're cleaning her vibrator, do her a favor and 'loose' it. Then read up on some Karma Sutra positions or how to be better at sex.

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Zebidee 8

How would making it looser help? Oh, and why would Karma make the sex any better? Is that where life ***** you over?

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