By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 05:57 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend confessed that he felt so insecure he submerged my $80 vibrator in water to eliminate the competition. FML
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Mirorbo 26

I really wish people would get a clue and stop comparing sex to vibrators. They're two completely different things that give different form of stimulation. Toys are not replacements for actual sex.

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CoachLlama 5

Headline - "Jealous lover tries to drown competition after getting bad vibe."

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DjeePee 24

I would first suggest a serious talk. I think many of us know how horrible it feels to be insecure about little stupid things (like watching ****, be jealous at women with fake big boobs,or even at posters with sexy people, a vibrator...) I hate it to be insecure, but somethimes it just happens. And then you need to find a solution. To just make him immediatly buy another one won't solve the problem. Talking, maybe sex with him and a new vibrator that he bought...

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Zombie65 0

Djee, as a guy speaking I believe his problem to be more one of jealousy if it truly isn't then may be right about the talk but since he acted first then decided to talk......

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asktherunes 4

tell him to replace that one with a rabbit and to stop being an idiot

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mzeemzima 0

why do u need a vibrator if you have a bf? is he that bad lol

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purple91 8

YDI. Everyone knows the good (and waterproof) vibrators are $100 or more.

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Judus_beej 0

good for him. a vibrator is still cheating ladies. just kidding. he's hung like an infant isn't he?

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Leftieswillrule 3

ydi for 1) leaving your vibrator where an insecure boyfriend may see it often enough to make him insecure and drown it 2) for spending so much on a vibrator and 3) for keeping the vibrator out of storage when you have a boyfriend

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Lancer_doosh 0

Maybe take out number one if you don't ****** pay attention when you read, he confessed to we that he was insecure, so she didn't know that at the time.. dumbass.

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resplendencerino_fml 3

judging by your picture you're about 12. don't make ignorant comments on a subject you clearly know nothing about.

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sourgirl101 28

I agree. So many close minded people. There are less threatening ones on the market. Ex: You could get the "Silver Bullet Pocket Rocket" and play " Underworld". Vampires VS Lycans.

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jomotto 3

YDI for spending $80 on a vibrator that is not even waterproof ...

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