Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom...

By WTF - 22/08/2012 22:22 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 13/10/2011 16:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML

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To do what?

By Anonymous - 02/04/2022 02:00 - Australia - Shailer Park

Today, I opened my boyfriend's bedside table drawer. There was a condom wrapper in there. We don't use condoms. He claims he didn’t have sex with anybody, he just wanted to put the condom over his hand. FML

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By juliette - 08/10/2012 05:39 - United States - Tucson

Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML

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Cheapskate

By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 17:03 - United States - Gladewater

Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML

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By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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By MenstruallyFrustrated - 23/07/2013 17:18 - United States - Surprise

Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML

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By O_o - 09/02/2014 00:42 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML

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By Confused lesbian - 16/07/2018 13:30 - United States - Lynchburg

Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML

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By Jake - 02/10/2012 11:52 - United States - Athens

Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML

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Tiny Tim

By hmmmm - 13/08/2012 12:19 - Australia

Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML

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Thursday 23 August 2012 9:15

Because that makes it so much better... Your boyfriend is an idiot. Sorry OP!

IOmnomHard 10

Thursday 23 August 2012 9:19

Hey, don't judge...I mean, some people collect stamps... This is much more interesting.

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soyeah_whatsup 4

Friday 24 August 2012 7:37

I knew a teacher that collected her old toe nail clippings and kept them in baby food jars...

Iniezian 18

Friday 24 August 2012 9:08

Two possibilities: 1. He's cheating on you. 2. He does this with every girl he meets, and throws 'em away when he moves on.

mrsmirk 8

Friday 24 August 2012 15:28

maybe she thought you didn't know since you spelled blame wrong

cinderella10383 6

Friday 24 August 2012 18:48

Who are you talking to? Oh and who is she?

isamisis 9

Saturday 25 August 2012 15:17

That's sick! Sounds like the start of becoming a Hoarder.

whythey 7

Saturday 25 August 2012 18:10

your bf is weird!!!

whythey 7

Saturday 25 August 2012 18:11

your bf is weird!! he needs therapy or somethin ...

BunBunBabe 8

Saturday 25 August 2012 22:52

Nothing is good about this FML nothing, I genuinely feel sorry for you for having to deal with that

naduskalove 3

Sunday 26 August 2012 4:11

What the **** did I just read ??!! Ew that's just Some Nasty shit !! Tell him no sex for you till you buy NEW condoms . God , some people just take the concept ' I can always reuse it' to a whole new level ..