By WTF - 22/08/2012 22:22 - Canada - Ottawa

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Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML
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kristina_woof 6

Because that makes it so much better... Your boyfriend is an idiot. Sorry OP!

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IOmnomHard 10

Hey, don't judge...I mean, some people collect stamps... This is much more interesting.

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flying_sorcerer 2

sounds like a good idea, i might start doing this too. all marked with dates, probably best stored frozen to avoid decomposition

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meridius4510 4

Run like hell OP

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perdix 29

Does he get them mounted and stuffed? Seems appropriate, considering that's what he does to you to add to his collection.

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RedPillSucks 31

Future sperm bank owner? Or just boneless dipwad?

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nivek2120 8

How long have you been going out and how active is your sex life?

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noisebox 1

What's the deal? Does he secretly like to sniff and /or taste them with the tip of his tongue when nobody's around? Messed up...

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nancyschmancy 9

It's messed up that you think about smelling or tasting used codoms. I felt my stomach heave.

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Fisheyedfool7 2

That is one sick ****. Dump his ass quick before he skins you and wears you as a coat!

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Cian_1 28

I once saw a post on Facebook, about this guy who would make alcohol from his semen, collected in a bottle, and stored for a year, then fermented. So maybe op was trying too do that. :P

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FuzzyJack 15

That would be even worse. "My dear, would you like to have a taste of my special liquor?" Ugh..

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RedPillSucks 31

This is wrong on so many levels. I hope he didn't label it "Spumanti" or "Cumanti" or some such. If he's collecting them from used condoms, then he's got spermicide in there as well. If not, he's jacking off and collecting the results... How long does one have to jack off in order to collect a liter of cum? Does he use a milk machine?

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debbster7 18

What if he shows up on My Strange Addictions? :O

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G_of_teh_T 3

i dont underatand why its such a big deal. so he has an odd hobby. so what? if that really bothers you then your kind of a bitch.

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