Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom...

By WTF - 22/08/2012 22:22 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 13/10/2011 16:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML

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To do what?

By Anonymous - 02/04/2022 02:00 - Australia - Shailer Park

Today, I opened my boyfriend's bedside table drawer. There was a condom wrapper in there. We don't use condoms. He claims he didn’t have sex with anybody, he just wanted to put the condom over his hand. FML

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By juliette - 08/10/2012 05:39 - United States - Tucson

Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML

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Cheapskate

By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 17:03 - United States - Gladewater

Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML

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By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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By MenstruallyFrustrated - 23/07/2013 17:18 - United States - Surprise

Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML

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By O_o - 09/02/2014 00:42 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML

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By Confused lesbian - 16/07/2018 13:30 - United States - Lynchburg

Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML

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By Jake - 02/10/2012 11:52 - United States - Athens

Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML

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Tiny Tim

By hmmmm - 13/08/2012 12:19 - Australia

Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML

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Thursday 23 August 2012 9:15

Because that makes it so much better... Your boyfriend is an idiot. Sorry OP!

IOmnomHard 10

Thursday 23 August 2012 9:19

Hey, don't judge...I mean, some people collect stamps... This is much more interesting.

Comments

Jasonf6 0

Thursday 23 August 2012 23:01

Wow, how "kind" of him?

jesspie 8

Friday 24 August 2012 0:42

My ex used to do that. He'd kept every condom he used with his previous girlfriends in a broken mini-fridge. I demanded he destroy it before we slept together so he could never add me to the collection. It is a very creepy hobby.

88vivera 9

Friday 24 August 2012 3:36

Dump him

CeltHound 14

Friday 24 August 2012 3:53

Dump him....NOW!!!

JSal 14

Friday 24 August 2012 5:12

lose him now, sounds kind of creepy... :-/

tashapasha 11

Friday 24 August 2012 6:07

Uses... As in present tense? Uh gross

EgyptianPride98 8

Friday 24 August 2012 6:13

Ok...EWWWW!!!

grudger 14

Friday 24 August 2012 6:25

What he did before you is in the past, it doesn't mean he has cheated on you

Leslier_fml 4

Friday 24 August 2012 6:39

Totally disgusting and unsanitary! I wonder why the hell is he collecting them for, I mean what is he planning to do with them pass them down his generations.