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By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 19:09 - United States - Omaha

Today, my boyfriend convinced me do an Insanity workout with him. I passed out during the warmup. FML

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Today, I decided to start exercising. I almost passed out five minutes into the warm up, and couldn't even stand in the shower afterwards. I'm only 21. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 12:00 - Australia

Today, I'd signed up to try a workout class at the gym. However, as soon as the instructor started the class, I realized it was much more intense than I had anticipated. I ended up passing out and had to be carried out of the class by the instructor. FML

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By soawkward - 26/01/2012 19:09 - Canada

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

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By Squashed - 15/08/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my 250 pound boyfriend was on top of me while we were making out. I actually passed out in the middle of it from not being able to breathe. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2012 14:15 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML

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By HelpPlease - 11/02/2016 23:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML

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By Alice - 24/10/2012 16:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML

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By fthislyfe - 02/07/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2023 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was feeling really good about going to the gym for the first time. That was until I got so worn out from my “warm up” on the treadmill that I had to go home and spew. FML

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By a faint recollection - 23/05/2016 01:57 - United States - Goshen

Today, while at a trampoline park, my time of the month and my out-of-shape body worked together to make me almost pass out. FML

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DocBastard 38

Friday 12 July 2013 2:56

Are you...stupid?

leopardwilliam 22

Friday 12 July 2013 2:57

Completely unrelated. You can't just reference something willy nilly

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cieloalicia 16

Friday 12 July 2013 2:58

Why is your life ******? Just do smaller workouts until you are able to keep up

JasonUMN 15

Friday 12 July 2013 3:00

You can't just expect to be able to do the entire workout at once without doing any work before hand to get ready. Just start smaller next time and be happy that you are actually working out.

BlissfulLiss 18

Friday 12 July 2013 3:01

Baby steps OP. Start with sane workouts and overtime work your way to crazy.

cosicosei 22

Friday 12 July 2013 3:02

This sounds like a tough mudder competition! Brutal things...

punkyboy 11

Friday 12 July 2013 3:12

that whole workout must have been pretty insane

FitForFun 11

Friday 12 July 2013 3:14

It's a great workout once you get used to it, I beat it and I have done nothing but improve since then. I really hope you don't give up, it beat the crap out of me at first too. Plus now that I have the shirt I feel on top of the world.

skyyyy01 11

Friday 12 July 2013 3:18

The second month is really insane. But good for you for getting your t shirt it is a real commitment

Beckei 18

Friday 12 July 2013 3:16

In all fairness, it is pretty tough...

skyyyy01 11

Friday 12 July 2013 3:17

Well in OPs defense it tells beginners to take a water break if it is their first time and they feel fatigued.

brainymes 30

Friday 12 July 2013 3:31

You tried, and that's what counts.

AboveAll04 14

Friday 12 July 2013 3:38

well I guess you won't be working out with LMFAO anytime soon!

Twigz 4

Saturday 13 July 2013 18:12

who would want to.

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