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By MissTrix - 29/10/2010 00:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided he hates my male best friend because they have "conflicting interests." My best friend's response? "What's his gamertag so I can shoot him in Halo?" FML

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You deserved it 7 381

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Same thing different taste

Hissy fit incoming!

By bad friend - 22/10/2019 05:00 - United States - Monterey Park

Today, my boyfriend’s female "best friend" hates me for absolutely no other reason other than she, "just doesn’t get along with girls." My boyfriend doesn’t see a problem with this, and insists I should just accept it since, "that’s just how she is." Time to throw the whole man away. FML

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By Games - 20/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML

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You deserved it 160

By gibbette - 28/04/2013 17:32 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML

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You deserved it 7 316

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By bruh - 20/07/2019 06:20

Today, I found out my boyfriend made a move to hook up with my best friend. She was about to reciprocate, only for him to suddenly tell her that she’s a horrible friend, and then he told me about it. I’m not sure if I should be picking sides here. FML

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You deserved it 219

By Anonymous - 10/08/2009 16:31 - United States

Today, I found out why my boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend being lovers. It's because they are. FML

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You deserved it 9 093

What a coinkydink

By Anonymous - 06/12/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 107

You deserved it 87

By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

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You deserved it 4 643

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By leapfrog998 - 05/08/2021 14:01 - Canada - Bancroft

Today, my husband told me to stop being friends with my best guy friend because I won't let him hang out with his ex. FML

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You deserved it 966

Red flags popping up all over the place

By Jackie - 01/10/2021 05:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that his best friend of 10 years is giving him the silent treatment because he told her he's in a relationship. He's become a depressed wreck. When I asked him if he's secretly in love with her or something, he flipped a table over and told me to, "mind my own fucking business." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 758

You deserved it 176

By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 13:35 - Australia

Today, I met my boyfriend's best friend. She was a girl he's known for years, and I respected that. She was sweet, until my boyfriend went to the bathroom and she threatened to stab me if I don't leave him. He doesn't believe me, and accused me of having serious jealousy issues. FML

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You deserved it 2 918

Emrysa 1

Friday 29 October 2010 8:34

Your best friend sounds awesome, tell him.

I_am_that_guy 0

Friday 29 October 2010 8:37

the best friend sounds cooler than the bf

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jinxthejinx 0

Friday 29 October 2010 8:50

Ok… have the moderators decided they just don't care anymore?

ohthebloodygore 16

Friday 29 October 2010 8:53

17, sometimes small things are missed. I bet half the people who have read this FML didn't notice the error.

joshsgirlfriendd 0

Friday 29 October 2010 8:51

lmao my boyfriend told me the exact same thing, but about my ex. lol gotta love gamers

okmankk 4

Thursday 23 June 2011 9:56

lol us dudes are like that

spade1997 0

Friday 29 October 2010 8:53

nerdddddddd

sweetdreams20 0

Friday 29 October 2010 8:53

weird don't sound like men to me

blownfuse 0

Friday 29 October 2010 13:39

hmm u sound shallow to me ...

sweetdreams20 0

Friday 29 October 2010 15:01

exactly

sickchiverzz 4

Friday 29 October 2010 8:54

and THAT'S why I love being a guy

DerFuhrer33 0

Friday 29 October 2010 8:54

Shoot I hope cinn doesn't comment. She doesn't know crap about video games to begin with.

sweetdreams20 0

Friday 29 October 2010 8:56

can't wait for black ops

ohthebloodygore 16

Friday 29 October 2010 9:04

26, and you know Cinn doesn't play video games because...? 29, November 9! :) For the UK at-least.

FromdaBoot 4

Friday 29 October 2010 9:56

the US release as well

CallMeHush 0

Friday 29 October 2010 8:55

Funny, I've asked a similar question. Your friend has the right idea.

THEMIKEY517 0

Friday 29 October 2010 9:00

all problems can be solved on Halo. lol

nirvanafan94 0

Friday 29 October 2010 14:37

agreed.

muffinlizzie 7

Friday 29 October 2010 9:02

Haha, WIN!

maphineRAWRS 10

Friday 29 October 2010 9:07

HAH WIN TO YOUR FRIEND! :D that makes me like him more, not think fml

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Same thing different taste

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