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By MissTrix - 29/10/2010 00:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided he hates my male best friend because they have "conflicting interests." My best friend's response? "What's his gamertag so I can shoot him in Halo?" FML

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You deserved it 7 378

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Hissy fit incoming!

By bad friend - 22/10/2019 05:00 - United States - Monterey Park

Today, my boyfriend’s female "best friend" hates me for absolutely no other reason other than she, "just doesn’t get along with girls." My boyfriend doesn’t see a problem with this, and insists I should just accept it since, "that’s just how she is." Time to throw the whole man away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 269

You deserved it 378

Gamers rise up

By Games - 20/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 211

You deserved it 159

By gibbette - 28/04/2013 17:32 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 587

You deserved it 7 316

Love isn't…

By bruh - 20/07/2019 06:20

Today, I found out my boyfriend made a move to hook up with my best friend. She was about to reciprocate, only for him to suddenly tell her that she’s a horrible friend, and then he told me about it. I’m not sure if I should be picking sides here. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 712

You deserved it 216

By Anonymous - 10/08/2009 16:31 - United States

Today, I found out why my boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend being lovers. It's because they are. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 678

You deserved it 9 093

What a coinkydink

By Anonymous - 06/12/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 105

You deserved it 86

By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 115

You deserved it 4 643

Healthy relationship goals

By leapfrog998 - 05/08/2021 14:01 - Canada - Bancroft

Today, my husband told me to stop being friends with my best guy friend because I won't let him hang out with his ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 516

You deserved it 958

Red flags popping up all over the place

By Jackie - 01/10/2021 05:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that his best friend of 10 years is giving him the silent treatment because he told her he's in a relationship. He's become a depressed wreck. When I asked him if he's secretly in love with her or something, he flipped a table over and told me to, "mind my own fucking business." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 758

You deserved it 175

By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 13:35 - Australia

Today, I met my boyfriend's best friend. She was a girl he's known for years, and I respected that. She was sweet, until my boyfriend went to the bathroom and she threatened to stab me if I don't leave him. He doesn't believe me, and accused me of having serious jealousy issues. FML

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You deserved it 2 918

Emrysa 1

Friday 29 October 2010 8:34

Your best friend sounds awesome, tell him.

I_am_that_guy 0

Friday 29 October 2010 8:37

the best friend sounds cooler than the bf

Comments

wolfey257 0

Friday 29 October 2010 13:36

ydi Cuz you play Xbox.

ImFreeFalling 0

Friday 29 October 2010 13:37

...I don't see the FML part of this. So your boyfriend doesn't like your best male friend? Big whoop. Not every guy you date is going to like your friends. Quit complaining about it.

stefanicolle 0

Friday 29 October 2010 13:58

That's hilarious!!!!! I don't see ANY FYL or YDI... get over it and see the humor in it!!!!!

rawrineedcandy 0

Friday 29 October 2010 14:13

dump your bf and **** your friend insted

carpediemryders 0

Friday 29 October 2010 14:19

It's an win, funny as it may be it's a win, guys will be guys.

AJM3000 0

Friday 29 October 2010 14:24

that's not an FML that's an awesome friend!!!

flugiboogee 9

Friday 29 October 2010 14:28

OP, your best friend is awesome.

FMLinNMI 0

Friday 29 October 2010 14:29

There is no FML here and you should be dating your best friend.

labratory5 0

Friday 29 October 2010 14:32

haha they should have a mother rate thing that's just funny bec his life doesn't suck or does he deserve it

elmorous 0

Friday 29 October 2010 14:35

You could get a threesome going with them. If they're not really into it, just say,"Gamer ID." That should get them both nice and excited ... Ain't no sex like angry sex! -Grandma nazis ... Yes, I know. I did that on purpose.