Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place"... - FML

By INside - 02/08/2011 04:52 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

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Same thing different taste

By ouch - 02/03/2014 08:44 - United States - Sioux City

Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML

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Facebook of what?

By TheOtherWoman - 18/01/2013 17:21 - United Kingdom - Weston-super-mare

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Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML

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By knolan - 20/07/2011 04:40 - United States

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Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML

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Bloggers gonna blog

By Anonymous - 23/02/2022 18:00

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Today, I found out my boyfriend has an online blog that he updates every time we have sex. It’s ridiculously detailed, right down to the slight difference in the pink of my vagina and the slightly darker pink of my asshole. He's a dead man when he gets home from work. FML

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Snoopy

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML

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Recognize this?

By Anonymous - 06/10/2014 02:42 - United States - Rock Island

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Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

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By Skullie - 19/02/2012 05:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend poked me on Facebook. I got excited because this is as close as he's come to touching me in weeks. FML

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Repetition

By Anonymous - 22/06/2022 00:00

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Today, I introduced this website to my boyfriend. We laughed at a guy who screamed his sister's name during sex. Guess what he thought would be funny to do when I was seconds from coming? FML

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By Anon - 11/12/2014 18:13 - Ireland - Cork

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Today, I found out my boyfriend uses a period tracker app to find out when we can fuck. FML

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Secret garden

By single once again - 07/10/2015 07:41 - Cyprus - Nicosia

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Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML

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Top comments

rbubbles 20

Tuesday 2 August 2011 11:56

Quite a funny boyfriend you have there

CrAzYyEt 8

Tuesday 2 August 2011 12:03

Haha has he poked it yet?

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kseizzle 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:12

Even if its a funny concept, in reality it is disrespectful and any guy worth anything long term wouldn't pull that crap. You, however, are the idiot dating him and apparently putting up with him using your lady parts as a trophy case. YDI.

allerz 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:12

Immature asshole

anarchykid1313 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:20

Maybe you should have an ex boyfriend check in... Maybe then he will take it down XD

luckoirish14 6

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:24

awesome, might have to try that one

theonlysweetpea 10

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:24

#163 nailed it. Either put up or shut up.

JessicaSavvyR 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:28

Ha that's cool

mizzoufan123 1

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:29

that's awesome

ItalyBoi 1

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:37

Hahahaha that is ****** funny as hell now u will know the exact time and date and place when yall have sex but my girlfriend would tolerate that tell him to remove that shit now

mattdm91 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:39

I have a new hero

deadgrl5676 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:48

That is awesome!

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