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By Anonymous - 10/04/2012 20:57 - United States - Muskegon

Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML

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KiwiKitten 2

Wednesday 11 April 2012 1:07

This is a man with his future perfectly laid out.

The_Hitdude 12

Wednesday 11 April 2012 1:08

Why not do both? Then he can hide his pot in the drywall. It's a win win! :D

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alycion 38

Wednesday 11 April 2012 19:15

I'm pretty sure dry walking pays less then pot selling.

BlAzEtHiS 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 19:51

He should sell pot. Hanging drywall is labor intensive.

Nwilson4141 1

Wednesday 11 April 2012 20:12

Haha thats not a badd idea! Lol u get lots of money selling pot!

littletinyME 5

Wednesday 11 April 2012 20:27

Hahahahahahaha! Statistics from Fox news!

natsaysheyyy 16

Wednesday 11 April 2012 20:57

Ohh, trust me. I know exactly how you feel. I had a loser boyfriend just like that not too long ago. Just wanted to sell pot. No school, no job, just pot.

sappel 4

Wednesday 11 April 2012 21:44

Omg...that's EXACTLY what my boyfriend said and wants/is doing!

alexismarieb 5

Wednesday 11 April 2012 21:59

Omg this reminds me of my boyfriend !!!

apbunome1 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 22:06

Sell pot it probably pays better

Jasonf6 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 22:50

Wow! Sounds like you have a real winner there. Run while you can.

dharmaxxx 2

Thursday 12 April 2012 0:07

either you tell him to grow up or get out or YDI

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